"whisper it"

are they the one for you? really?? are you sure???? let us make sure...

1. make her look you directly into your eyes, really deep, i mean into your soul, fuck maybe even your soul's soul. tell her how good it feels to have her gaze bury it's life into your heart's womb like a little baby nestled up feeding on your inner embillical chord. If she starts to breathe heavier, pet her...hard. If she doesnt break her stare and starts to sweat under her eyes she is yours, either that or she is ready for a restraining order. If you make it this far, continue petting her letting her know it's time to get intimate and climaxing will be in the near future.

2. during the dirtyness when you feel that special feeling coming on where you can't control what is real and what you are fantasizing about, open your eyes put your hands on her face and force her to look at you, then without warning start to cry...alot, or fake it...the whole point is to freak her the fuck out. If you can finish all the while crying like a baby, you win and she is yours. Nobody who crys during "the sex" and gets away with it isn't a fucking champ.

3. take her on a nice afternoon drive, preferably on secluded back road. Excelerate speed to an uncomfortable speed, take your eyes off the road and stare at her profusely. when she says "umm shouldnt you look at the road" and believe me she will, interupt her and say "do you love me?" most likely this will ensue with a "what?" answer, your repsonse..."say it....say you love me, forever...." at this point she will be focusing her time on the road and you staring her down wondering if you are going to crash or say" hahahahaha j-k" but you aren't going to. She will most likely say at this point, "you are scaring me" this is good. your next response..."whisper it, whisper you love me forever...like now" Right about then is when she will finally admit her undevoted love for you. After you are done and get the answer you want, when you drop her off and if she calls you later that night, congrats she is actually yours "forever."


-so remember kids, the key to all of these is excessive eye contact, it will creep the shit out of them and is a positive way to find out whether your special person actually likes you the way that you like them...

good luck and CREEP THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE

cuddlesmarkevin