Happy Holidays idiots!!

have a good one, from the Cuddlesmarket family to yours.

...and the silver spoon, little boy blue &

Cuddlesmarket is going to be a father! Thats right folks-the world of shitcomedy just got its first look at it's future star! The ultrasounds cant tell if it is a boy or a girl yet but we dont care, it's healthy and will be arriving sometime in mid April 08!!
ps: this guy is the father

busy b's

Christopher M. before filming
t a l e n t
yes i am
Neil Onederson w/ Gyro and Dez for a show in the park.

Joe and I have been strapped with new jobs as waiters and bartenders at some fancy joint lately so sorry about the lack of new videos, we promise we are working on new crap..literally. Here are some stills and sightings for the whatnot of it.

Peep the fly shit

faux pas freak

BORN IN THE U.S.A.!!

thank Matt M.

Add us on myspace!

http://www.myspace.com/cuddlesmarket

Chyea!

Anybody wanna go?

www.dumpin.net

Think Happy Thoughts...

Cuddlesmarket thanks Mike Dikk for his wonderful Photoshop abilities on this one. Check him out at www.dumpin.net.

e-mail your Photoshop pictures and Bitmap art to cuddlesmarket@hotmail.com

Always a Pleasure...

That is actually a piece of toilet paper between that fine, classy, beautiful young womans legs. From her crotch to the floor. Mmmmmm...

Mothra: an Ode

Oh Mothra how your terror reigned far and wide across the Midwest Plains of Asia and how you spread fear into the hearts of Asian men and women alike and how you destroyed Asian cities with your evilness all the while arguing and getting into scuffles and tiff's with Godzilla over god knows what, my guess would be a really hot Asian like Tia Carrere in 1992's Waynes World 1 or 2 because she was really hot.
Oh Mothra how your wings are fierce and could kill tons of people, and did, but how memorizing they span across the clouded air with thier crazy wacky colors and patterns drawing attention even King Kong couldn't handle...maybe he should have shaved or trimmed his winter bush...maybe waxed, who knows, the point is you are better looking than him and that's all that really matters.
And Oh Mothra, how i wake up cold at night shivering and cringe to think of you swooshing through the midnight air to take me and my friends and family away to your evil layer or cave or wherever you reside, maybe you sublet an apartment...do you Mothra? Do you sublet or possibly live/own rental property? Anyways you'd take us to your sublet apartment or condo on the beach where you do not nice things to us and where we would surely not surive...but please tell your goddamn mediocre sized cousin to get the fuck away from my coffee cup before i call the cops or put his green ass in a bodycast and make him a summer "show & tell" project for 4H children.

thank you





-cuddlesmarKevin

1/2 the soda....

filmed-edited-produced by Dood Computer, staring Joe-CamsMarket and myself

-enjoy

cuddlesmarKevin

Lamda Lamda Lamda

stolen from J-HansMarket. pictures from finish to start. get sacked.

fuck a "Super Bowl"

Disney World is for gays, tell the kids, play with knives and leave the gas on the oven over night! kitchens are what's burning up them charts lately.

free burd

"oh free bird how your wings of life fall to the stormy hot ground and flutter no more and your eyes remain shut not searching the fields and meadows of wonder for food or children's laughter. your soul flies no more with the clouds and wind and bugs and tree tops. your feathers are useless under the sun now who looks upon you with tear drop eyes and your little legs dont prance the earth for worms or the feel of the soft summer grass under your mini talons sharp enough to hold a branch and tender enough to carry your young who's every breathe now drowns without your regurgitated food...

and why free bird, why are you gone now? who's mighty arrow cast it's way into your heart and took the life beating like a lone drum in your chest? who threw the stone of darkness in your path to make thee fall from open air and onto the cooking ground below? why...why free bird...why...no seriously why?

because you are a fucking bird and nobody but bird people give a shit if your dead or alive...so do the world a favor and get over yourself....idiot."


-a poem, and a eulogy.

cuddlesmarkevin

assssshy

dont try this at home

pure sex

moments later the cops were called because of all the sexualness