Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Oldie but Goodie

an older video everyone has seen but still noteworthy for it's content-made almost 1 year to the day Happy Holidays coming up soon ya'll, make it count for those around you worth it.

PS: new videos soon when Joe Camz decides to come over, drink Coors and listen to Metal

Monday, November 3, 2008

burfday bandanza

happy bornday to daniel hullbear(t) this past weekend, big smiles, tons of nudes and a hashtastic time for a one Matt M.


Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

ex oh ex oh

got to thinking tonight, this city ain't the same without this dude killing it each night. miss you bud (total gay status!!!!!)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

1/2 pint

Happy 6 month to my half pint with love. xo

Monday, October 20, 2008

so there is a new email up and running for Vorce's fans world wide. Please feel free to send super sweet Damon Lynn moment photos to it for future use and im in "do you think im pretty" sure that there will be a myspace fan page up this week. just the buzz on the street.

ps: I win.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

hero status #? (bc i forgot what # we are at)

this one goes to CB for being the prettiest babe out there and for letting GOD have rear-end sex with his ACL tearing the hell out of it and laying him up for 6 months high on pills and catching up on back episodes of Gossip Girl. miss you famfader, tealgate session when your back on your hoofs


can a brotha get wick-ed

thanks to jer for this one. vote, because dinosaurs existed and died for our sins.

Thatone 08'

Wednesday, October 1, 2008


attention: if anyone of you happens to run across this guy here...above, in the picture...with the "Italian Retard Out Cruisin" look on his face...tell him to give me a buzz, we need another video. xo

Sunday, September 28, 2008


Birdface and Babe Approved-these two win it. shake hands or give hand sex to either of these fine gents when you see or find them sleeping in a ditch near you! xo

Hot Chixs eating Big Macs!!!!

just some sweet photos of girls making mouth sex to one of God's greatest gifts.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

never say die babe

example of how to amp yourself up the morning of your wedding.

hells bells thems weddin bells!

so last weekend marked another chapter in the life and times of the cuddlesmarket family as we celebrated my marriage to the most wonderful person on the planet, mrs. sarah minguela-blodgett. For those that attended it was one of the best weeks of my life. thank you, more photos and the Wedding Awards to follow soon.


Monday, July 28, 2008

hero status #3

congrats to jeremy scott smith for being this months hero. the pool of sweat around the neck line deriving from the untamed facial hair is a fantastic new look for this New-New Yorker, may he never shave and ride his dreams into the sunsets of tommorows horizon and update HOTBODS on the wings of Forever's wings (because Forever is a dragon).


Thursday, July 24, 2008

four eyes

i finished up my "temp" position at the NYS dept of Taxation on the 9th of this month and i realized that, shit, i never used any of my dental, eye or medical coverage i was qualified for through my insurance company and the Union that watched my ass while i showered ever night...anyways in college i wore reading glasses of which 99% of the world never got to see, partly because in my move to albany from shit hole to shit hole i seem to have missed placed them. But! luckly my lovely fiance made me an eye appointment last week for tuesday the 21st and i went in got my pup's (pupil's) tested and i was on my way to further my career in eye wear legistics. The best part, my insurance paid for it all and i got two pair for free. Apparently my right eye is stronger than my left and it has caused some internal gallactic battle between the two fucks for quite some time now, but all that has changed. Now two pairs of free glasses you might say...hmm well Kevin that seems to be quite the advantage, do they have to be the same frame? To answer your none existent question NO they dont...and didnt. I was able to quickly pick out one pair that i hoped my future wife and mother of my child would not pack her shit up and Uhaul her ass away to higher ground and also choose one pair that i thought, well...what the fuck, why not...

gold/brown square turtle shell frames
brown tinted lens
and the key to my heart.

enjoy world, i can finally see thee. xoxo

Thursday, July 17, 2008

white men CAN jump

xo to Brock Gardziel for this one.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

oh...and BTW

...yeah, its the new slut on the street

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Hero Status # 2

hey kids, june is almost gone and july is right around the corner ready to shit it's pants and throw up all over your nice new v neck t-shirts, SO in honor of the later i give you this month's hero-who not only shits her pants and throws up but will have you doing just the same with how god damn adorable she is...

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

true story

new material being worked on and written in between spending all my time, energy and love with little bundle of joy.


Saturday, May 17, 2008

Hero Status #1

so this is a new feature to the cm-blog, i've decided to run a monthly "hero status" winner honoring those that are pretty much summing and/or scumming up what Cuddlesmarket stands for. Why? because we live in a post 9/11 world and these people need a hug too thats why. So without futher ahhhhhdoooodo, this month is a tie! behold

holy shit is right, GFBC's finest DR

Vorce wins again.

fish fry's all around.

Friday, April 18, 2008

it's a holiday

so today is our due date for Amabel Minguela Blodgett and after taking the day off and going for a nice walk and lunch i now want to go to the hospital and deliver her myself, but if anyone needs me i will be straightening up the garage while sarah does squat thrusts and karate kicks. The Rangers will win tonight, don't shave play off beards, and the baby will be here by Monday....i hope

Sunday, April 6, 2008

sprung cleaning

Every garage needs a tool wall. Mine is a work of pure progress.

Tango & Cash

Wednesday, March 26, 2008